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Coat of Arms

by The Stonethrowers

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    The debut album of Mid-West rockers, The StoneThrowers.

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1.
Fun Mistake 04:20
Why is it every girl I meet’s A little off in the head? There’s something ‘bout a loco girl That makes her better in bed But I’m not sure the benefits Outweigh the risks It’s like throwing dynamite Into the middle of the mix Your craziness is probably More than I can take But let me tell you this my dear You look like you’d be a fun mistake to make Yeah, you look like you’d be a fun Mistake to make alright So let me make mistakes with you Over and over and over tonight Whoa! When all is said and done I know I’ll be worse for wear It’s hard to wash a psycho girl Completely outta your hair They always leave their mark on me And usually it’s a bruise You can’t win with a cuckoo bird But then again you can’t lose Your craziness is probably More than I can take But let me tell you this my dear You look like you’d be a fun mistake to make Yeah, you look like you’d be a fun Mistake to make alright So let me make mistakes with you Over and over and over tonight Whoa!
2.
I'll take a sliver If you give a river It's never as tender as it looks Carry out the day The boys may not care Skateboarding 'round here just never took The more that I get to be near my suffragette The more I'm just fine in my mind She closed the day with lights Underneath her bed We came alive as she realized I'll take a sliver Of anything you'll give You are where I live I'm on your hook The more that I get to be near my suffragette The more I'm just fine in my mind The more that I get to be near my suffragette The more I'm just fine in my mind
3.
Sixty grand a year, am I asking too much I’m just trying to keep up with all the ex-hippie boomers Money begets money and things beget consumption And I’m just coughing up my fair share as a consumer I belong to the cult of ADD Initiated by MTV If I don’t spend like a movie star the terrorists win It’s been drummed into me since I was a Gap kid I often think I was born in Pompeii Cause I look killer in a toga I get stroked by the Invisible Hand In my Porsche doing sixty-five talking on my cell phone sipping Bonaqua I get my knee jerk up when I see something obscene On the page of a magazine I dream of a world where nothing’s hid Sex sells and is sold among the Gap kids I thought hard to come up with something obscene And left it on the machine Hung up giggling, man I was feeling fine Till I saw the number I just dialled was mine I miss myself more than I thought I did We haven’t spoken since I was a Gap kid
4.
I’ve been thinking a lot, she said About us mostly I’ve had all this doubt and dread I need to feel free But the thought of losing you makes me Sadder than sad Some times we’ve spent together were the Best I’ve ever had Now one beautiful reason Is all I need to find One beautiful reason And I (oh whoa) could change her mind She said she knew that I needed more And it scared her so She couldn’t give me everything and so She’s letting go Someone authentic’s what I need I guess she would know Though she’s trying to be kind, it doesn’t Soften the blow One beautiful reason Is all I need to find. One beautiful reason And I (oh whoa) could change her mind After thinking it over I realized I’d be blinded by loneliness Opened up my eyes What I’d liked the most was the Idea of her I’d fallen too fast Gotten lost in the blur Now, one beautiful reason Is all she needs to find One beautiful reason And she (oh whoa) might change my mind And she (oh whoa) might change my mind I’ve been thinking a lot, she said
5.
The first time that I met her She was there to see his show We talked over the music He came off stage and she had to go But I dreamt about her that night And I'm thinking 'bout her still She won't be my girlfriend And she never will There is nothing sadder In this whole wide world Than having a crush on Another guy's girl Went to another of his shows Hoping to see her again I felt like the sleaziest Guy there's ever been She was down by the stage Standing to the side When I walked up she hugged me And I died a little inside 'Cause there is nothing sadder In this whole wide world Than having a crush on Another guy's girl I need to hide how I feel about her Stop acting like a fool 'Cause I really like her guy I think he's pretty cool And there is nothing sadder In this whole wide world Than having a crush on Another guy's girl
6.
I heard a voice carried on a northern wind Deep into the night. Was it a scream? Or just a dream? Maybe a tree falling... A fire burning out in an instant A crashing wave rolling down a drain And never again to voice a song singing... Never know why Never know why Before we realize the significance Of each lucky moment, bye bye Never know why but we keep on trying The memories of life will fade away A trail of tears for those left breathing Until it becomes a whisper and then silent
7.
Coat of Arms 03:10
In days of knights, men took the field Bearing their marks upon their shields The fleur di lis, the rose, and star Their stripes and checks told who they were Give me a sign, a symbol or charm I’ll put your love on my coat of arms It’s hard to really know today What someone’s like from what they say People will lie and twist the truth A person’s word just isn’t proof Give me a sign, a symbol or charm I’ll put your love on my coat of arms Give me a sign, a symbol or charm I’ll put your love on my coat of arms
8.
Let me tell you a story that started long ago About a woman I loved and that I let go I lost her in confusion, didn’t know what I had When I think about her it makes me feel so sad Once upon a time, a princess was in love with me Once upon a time, my life was wild and free Now I am a prisoner, convicted of the crime Of letting my joy slip away, once upon a time I’m the forgotten hero locked in a dungeon deep Sealed within my own heart, with secrets that I keep No one would ever know, I was once a shining knight I’ve been so long in darkness; I think I’ve lost my sight Once upon a time, a princess was in love with me Once upon a time, my life was wild and free Now I am a prisoner, convicted of the crime Of letting my joy slip away, once upon a time Do you hold the key to free me from this cell? Or am I lost forever at the bottom of this well? Light a lamp to find me somewhere within the gloom Or I’ll disappear completely in the silence of the tomb Once upon a time, a princess was in love with me Once upon a time, my life was wild and free Now I am a prisoner, convicted of the crime Of letting my joy slip away, once upon a time
9.
He's a Whore 02:44
Have you seen her face She's got a face that could stop a clock And with that face I surely won't stop To look her in the eyes But her money's green Like cheap soldier's tea But she's still so close to my reach If I call, if I call at all Any time at all Any time at all Any time at all Any time at all So the story goes I think I'll take her for a ride With this moneybag by my side A giggolo is the only way to go And So I show my face And I can even fake a smile But I'm laughing inside all the while This little girl She's a joke She's a joke She's a joke Any time at all Any time at all Any time at all Any time at all He's a whore, (I'd do anything for money) He's a whore, (Look at the things that I write) He's a whore, (Ooo, The stories I can tell) He's a whore (in the morning's light) I'm a whore (I'll do anything for money) I'm a whore (look at the clothes that I wear) I'm a whore (I'll do anything for money) I'm a whore And so the story goes I think i'll take her for a ride With this moneybag by my side A giggolo is the only way to go Ooooohhhh Wo wo-wo Oooo woo Oooo oo oo oo
10.
When I first met you, you were working at a little used bookstore You were cute and you were nerdy and I couldn’t ask for more With your short brown pixie haircut and your horn-rimmed glasses I couldn’t help but chat you up and make a few passes In your leather biker jacket and vintage clash t-shirt Your scuffed up old Doc Martens and schoolgirl mini-skirt You were the cutest thing That I had ever seen And I fell for you that night It was geek love at first sight When I learned that you were into Linux, well my heart skipped a beat And that you had built your own computer, made it even more sweet When you said that you liked Star Trek better than Star Wars I knew then and there, you were a girl to be adored With your comic book collection and Anime DVDs I couldn’t imagine someone else better for me You were the cutest thing That I had ever seen And I fell for you that night It was geek love at first sight Now my life is so complete, I found something so rare A cute, funny, smart, nerdy girl whose life I get to share I’m so happy sometimes I wonder if I’m only dreaming But if I am don’t wake me up I don’t want to lose this feeling You were the cutest thing That I had ever seen And I fell for you that night It was geek love at first sight You were the cutest thing That I had ever seen And I fell for you that night It was geek love at first sight

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The debut album of Mid-West rockers, The StoneThrowers.

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released August 2, 2012

Joe Goforth
JB Scott
Travis Huff
Gerry Blaise

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The Stonethrowers formed in January of 2003, in Columbia, Missouri, with the goal of making some fun rock and roll music!

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